You're not too old. You're just old enough. The touch of grey in your beard for that Sports Illustrated shoot ruined my entire day.
Oh. I'm sorry. I lost my grandfather recently. I was closer to him than either of my parents.
[ Yes. No. It makes me want to puke. I can't replace him for you. He types and erases all of those and more, before deciding to just dodge the question. ]
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Oh. I'm sorry. I lost my grandfather recently. I was closer to him than either of my parents.
[ Yes. No. It makes me want to puke. I can't replace him for you. He types and erases all of those and more, before deciding to just dodge the question. ]
Most men just want to fuck me.