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[vermax]

Just Jace. No one calls me Mr. anything, though Lord Strong wouldn’t be wrong either :)

And good. Always glad to hear. If anything changes, do let me know.

Just the Welcome Committee while I’m here. Have you had a chance to see the courts?

[homosexuals]

Alright, Jace then. Are you really titled, or just being cheeky?

[around here, i mean...]

Well, it's nice of you to take time out of your day to do that for little old me. I'll admit - I've been tempted, but not yet. I'd like to see them at some point, though.

[vermax]

Why not both, Mr. Fuller? Are all lords meant to be stuffy?

Then how about I show you tomorrow morning? And anything else you'd like to see on the grounds. If you meet me by the westward entrance to the maze, the one with the griffin. I am more than happy to show you around.

[homosexuals]

On the contrary. You could easily be both - the little lord of the place. You'll have to tell me how you know the Balfours. I'm Rosie's godfather.

[the griffin, ok. he's pretty sure he knows the one, but he clicks the photo out of habit and nearly drops his goddamn phone. christ. how old is this kid, anyway? there is a very long pause. should he just - pretend he didn't receive it? it must have been an accident, surely.]

That's...an awfully interesting griffin. But I appreciate the personal invite. I'd love to, if you're flexible.

Which, it appears you are.

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[vermax]

( time to act like that was an accident ) pardon????

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[vermax]

Oh my god!

I am so sorry, Mr. Fuller. I really did mean to send you a photo of the griffin. ( right one attached this time!! ) You’ll have to let me make it up to you on the tour. However you see fit.

I am flexible. ( Okay… so this is flirting, he can’t even deny that. )

[homosexuals]

It happens. And it could have been worse - we all spend time in the gym around here. Don't worry about it.

You sure are. Mine isn't nearly as much anymore, but you just say when and I'll come by.

[vermax]

How many people are sending you accidental thirst traps, Mr. Fuller?

Maybe I should try gymnastics.

Tomorrow morning then?

[homosexuals]

Depends on the intent. Had to stop looking at my Instagram and hire a social media manager, but those were pretty intentional.

Seems like you'd do exceptionally well there. You need a referral?

Tomorrow morning. We could get breakfast first, if you like.