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Making my head spin just thinking about it. Don't go saying you think it was magic on me - I've just about had enough of the Catholic guilt and silliness and I can bear.

Mr. de Pointe du Lac - are you doubting my capabilities of being charmingly persuasive? Seemed to work alright on you. I wasn't playing then, though.

[missed]

I honestly couldn't tell you what it is. Maybe they drugged us. But I promise you I don't think this is some purgatorial hellscape.

[ though magic isn't out of the question, he's just not going to bring it up here. ]

You didn't have to try and be charming with me, Mr. Fuller. Your looks were enough - so I bet you would do a fine job. Open your mouth, and I think you'd do better. That worked with me.

[homosexuals]

Well thank god some of us have 'em screwed on straight. I was pretty near-sighted thinking this was some bid from McCarthy to collect dirt on us too, but at least I can admit it.

[he sees louis not indulging that, but he's gonna let it slide for now.]

Oh, is that all it was? Seems awfully shallow of you, Louis.

[as if he hasn't banged every dark-haired twink at dupont circle on looks alone. he's also very much teasing.]

Duly noted. Better tuck that away for another time.

[missed]

Wait, you thought this was a bad attempt at McCarthyism? While I could see that bastard making a sad attempt, but he'd burn himself to the ground faster than he could try and rebuke his obvious homosexuality. I'm glad you've seen the light.

I'd be happy to let you into my bed some night and you can tell me all about your theories for this whole fucked up place. Or we could find a room a little more anonymous, when mood takes us. Tell me I'm shallow all you want.