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[nishtha]

I asked for the depressing details. Don't worry about it. I'll buy you that coffee to make up for it, how about that? And maybe I'll bring my balls for you to sign.

[homosexuals]

[there's a pause where hawk decides if he's just turning into a dirty old man or if that was on purpose. hm.]

Well, that sounds like a delight. I'll happily take you up on it.

You play? Every time I ask someone if they want a go on the court they say no - I don't know if it's them being kind about the knee or because they think I can't hack it anymore.

[nishtha]

[ It was definitely on purpose. 😌 ]

Perhaps they're intimidated by your prowess.

I'll play a few sets with you, if you promise not to be too devastating when I lose.