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[homosexuals]

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[homosexuals]

I'm all yours. On both counts, it seems.

Anything else you wanna demand while I'm feeling indulgent?

[holyposition]

Yeah. A picture.

pretend this is hawk shaped lmao

[homosexuals]

Something like that could get a guy in trouble, you know.

[it's a few minutes, but:]

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[holyposition]

You don't have to tell me.

[ Since it's only fair, he sends one back. ]

[homosexuals]

You look awfully engrossed. What're you reading?

...Kidding. Christ Skippy, you could give a man a heart attack like that.

[holyposition]

Something embarrassing. A trashy thriller. I'm on vacation!

I'm just innocently working on my tan out by the lake. No reason to panic 😘

[homosexuals]

Just what the doctor ordered. I'd take trashy TV if I had the time.

It's a nice tan. It'd be even better without any lines. But you sure look good enough to eat. Head to toe, even.

[holyposition]

You've got all summer! You'll have time for trash, I'm sure.

I'm not an amateur, there won't be any lines. Wouldn't want anything to distract you while you're eating me up.