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[holyposition]

I think that your face at some demonstrations would get a lot more attention than your tax write offs.

😘

[homosexuals]

Well ouch. Is that what you think they really are to me?

[holyposition]

No, it's good work. I just think you're in a unique position to draw more attention. Nobody pays attention to the donations, as generous as they might be.

[homosexuals]

Well, next time you're going to one of these, you'll have to drop me a line. I can make an appearance.

[holyposition]

Really? Sight unseen, cause unknown? You could be arrested, or worse.

[homosexuals]

Well, it'd be nice if it aligned with some of the work I've already put in, but a good cause is a good cause, right?

I think I can manage. I'm irresistible, if you read the papers.

[holyposition]

It can get pretty extreme. AISI has me on a list.

What's your cause of choice, then? I think we can work something out.

I don't need the papers to tell me that.

[homosexuals]

The things that are worth fighting for usually do.

Well, it'd be an honor to end up at the top of something that wasn't just talking about my abs.

Something to do with our rights, for starters. Equality across the board.

Yeah? Think you can last until Friday, then?

[holyposition]

There's a lot to do back home. The Catholic Church has too much influence, so it'll be a long fight. We'd be happy to have you.

Is it cheating if I ask you to jerk off for me?

[homosexuals]

I'm all yours. On both counts, it seems.

Anything else you wanna demand while I'm feeling indulgent?

[holyposition]

Yeah. A picture.

pretend this is hawk shaped lmao

[homosexuals]

Something like that could get a guy in trouble, you know.

[it's a few minutes, but:]

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[holyposition]

You don't have to tell me.

[ Since it's only fair, he sends one back. ]

[homosexuals]

You look awfully engrossed. What're you reading?

...Kidding. Christ Skippy, you could give a man a heart attack like that.

[holyposition]

Something embarrassing. A trashy thriller. I'm on vacation!

I'm just innocently working on my tan out by the lake. No reason to panic 😘

[homosexuals]

Just what the doctor ordered. I'd take trashy TV if I had the time.

It's a nice tan. It'd be even better without any lines. But you sure look good enough to eat. Head to toe, even.

[holyposition]

You've got all summer! You'll have time for trash, I'm sure.

I'm not an amateur, there won't be any lines. Wouldn't want anything to distract you while you're eating me up.