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[homosexuals]

Well, it'd be nice if it aligned with some of the work I've already put in, but a good cause is a good cause, right?

I think I can manage. I'm irresistible, if you read the papers.

[holyposition]

It can get pretty extreme. AISI has me on a list.

What's your cause of choice, then? I think we can work something out.

I don't need the papers to tell me that.

[homosexuals]

The things that are worth fighting for usually do.

Well, it'd be an honor to end up at the top of something that wasn't just talking about my abs.

Something to do with our rights, for starters. Equality across the board.

Yeah? Think you can last until Friday, then?

[holyposition]

There's a lot to do back home. The Catholic Church has too much influence, so it'll be a long fight. We'd be happy to have you.

Is it cheating if I ask you to jerk off for me?